Kevin Kiely the Mayor of Limerick is an Idiot

I don’t think any city in the country is as unlucky as us. Does any other city in Ireland have as many fools elected to its council?  What about Kiely looking for votes by calling for foreign people to be sent home?

Kiely is an ape taking advantage of the fear in the country now because of the  stupid things the government has done and he thinks blaming people from other countries will keep his seat safe.  This is very dangerous talk by Kevin Kiely.  It’s the kind of talk that has caused violence in the past, and the worst thing is that Kiely is such a moron he doesn’t even know it.

If Kevin Kiely really cared about Limerick, he’d be demanding tougher sentences for scumbags and he’d be forcing that fool in charge of housing to do something about the kind of knackers the corporation is giving houses to, but we all know that councillors have no power anyway, and the mayor’s job is just a joke.  It’s an excuse to wear a ridiculous chain and get pissed on free drink at the opening of every envelope in Limerick.

Kiely has no power and he knows it.  He’s just an ignorant bullshitter like all the other idiots we elect to the corporation.

Shame on us for electing these fools instead of electing adults.

Caseys Go To University

Willie Casey is on the same card as Andy Lee next Saturday, fighting in UL’s Arena.  I wish him the best of luck.  He seems like a nice enough lad, unlike the rest of his family.

On Friday evening, there’s a pre-fight promotion at the George hotel and I presume the place will be crawling with Caseys.  Hundreds of them, everywhere, all ready and willing to break the place up.

One piece of advice if you go there.  Don’t annoy anyone with a pudding-bowl haircut and wife-beater t-shirt..

And if you happen to attend the bout on Saturday night, remember, the official fight will be the one inside the ropes.

Unaccompanied women are strongly advised to stay away from the UL campus on Saturday evening.

Southill Shooting – Anthony Kelly Charged

Michael Lynch was shot and now fights for his life in hospital.

Following the shooting, Anthony Kelly has been charged with possession of a firearm with intent to endanger life.

I hope Anthony Kelly didn’t shoot Michael Lynch, because, bad and all as he is, Anthony Kelly is the only thing that stands between the people of Southill and the Caseys.

If Anthony Kelly goes to jail, the psychopathic Casey scum will run wild around Southill and nobody will do anything to stop them.  No woman in Southill will be safe from rape and no man will be safe from murder.

Regeneration Is Dead

Forget about regeneration.  It’s over.  There’s no money for it.

The question is, what’s going to happen now?

What will they do with all those families that they shoved into small villages all over County Limerick, such as the knackers whose feral children shit all over the Caherconlish church last week?

Will they all be put back where they came from, or will they be given free houses in town next door to people who have to work for their homes?

When the economy was flying, nobody felt able to say things that the PC disapproved of, but nowadays it’s different.  We can all admit that things are too expensive for us.

We can all say that we’re unhappy about some idle fucker getting a free house next door while the bank might be repossessing our home next month.

This is not the same thing as complaining about a working parent getting a house and paying for it, but I’m afraid a lot of people getting free houses in nice parts of the town never worked a day in their lives, and their wild children are dragging down the nice areas they’ve been moved into.

In my opinion, they should be put back into the areas they destroyed and made to clean them up.  They should be sent back to Weston and the Island Field and Ballynanty and they should be forced to paint and tidy and plant flowers.  Then they should be forced, at gunpoint, to go around to all the old people and the quiet people in those areas, and they should be forced to apologise on their knees for fucking up nice neighbourhoods.

And then they should be fucking shot and turned into fertiliser instead of the useless bastards they are.

John Devane Attacked By Scumbag – part 2

A scumbag attacked John Devane in the courthouse, in front of the judge and a hundred guards.

Why would he do that?

Would it be anything to do with the fact that somebody was being shot in Mayorstone at exactly the same time  — an  attack in which this particular scumbag would normally be the main suspect?

What a clever old scumbag he was to attack an officer of the court in plain view while a crime was being committed elsewhere.

And what a lazy old officer of the court John Devane is not to make a complaint about this assault on his person.

John should realise that the Guards can’t prosecute his attacker if he doesn’t make an official complaint.

Isn’t it amazing that a highly-trained lawyer doesn’t know this?

What a silly old solicitor John is if he doesn’t understand something so simple.

Why doesn’t John make a complaint? After all, he was assaulted.

I know this — if I was assaulted, I’d make a complaint, but maybe John is a more forgiving sort of man.

Maybe he doesn’t mind being attacked by scumbags in plain view of all his colleagues.

Maybe he doesn’t care what they think of him.

John Devane Attacked By Scumbag

John Devane, the well-known public defender, protector of the downtrodden and champion of the weak and defenceless, was attacked outside the courthouse yesterday by a member of an equally-well-known scumbag family.

Apparently, the mutant had some personal beef with that fearless defender of the oppressed, Mr Devane, and decided to express his grievance in the time-honoured scumbag tradition, by kicking Mr Devane in the bollox, threatening both his dignity and his ability to produce more little Devanes.

However, Mr Devane is a man of principle and has yet to make a complaint against his attacker.

“He might have kicked me in the bollox”, Mr Devane announced, “but in my opinion, he’s innocent until proven guilty and I won’t be the one to condemn an innocent man.  I died for Ireland, and I was abused by all the Christian Brothers in the country.  I won’t abandon my principles now. This man who kicked me in the bollox is innocent.  He never did it.  This is a disgrace.   He comes from a decent drug-dealing family and the press are only down on them because they come from Weston the same as I did only the place I came from was worse.  I grew up in the Marian Avenue part of Weston, and that was the hardest neighbourhood in Limerick.  And  I was in every borstal in Ireland until I was rescued by Sister Stan, and I have an awful pain in my bollox but it wasn’t caused by that nice man from Weston.  Definitely not.

By the way, did I give you my card in case you ever get arrested?”

A spokesman for the Gardai declined to comment.

“Bollox”, he remarked.

City Council Attacks Band Hall

What could be more civilised than a brass and reed band, where teenagers play side by side with 80-year-olds, something deeply rooted in the traditions of a city?

What could be further from the drug-ridden scum who infest our town?

What could be more decent?

Well, the City Council don’t care about that, and the bulldozers are at the door of the St John’s band-hall, trying to knock it down so they can build a new road.

The band are staging a sit-in.

They offered the council eight  different alternatives for accommodation, but got no acknowledgement to any of their suggestions.  Instead the council intend to knock the bandroom, and St John’s Brass and Reed Band can fuck off.

You see, these traditions mean nothing to the management of the corporation, because none of the managers there are from Limerick and they couldn’t give a shit if one of our fine old civilising traditions lives or dies, as long as they get their roads and their sewers.

I suppose the big problem is that the band members aren’t knackers and therefore don’t appear on the corporation’s radar.  They don’t turn up at the counter screaming like mad people and flinging dead rats at the terrified staff.  They aren’t sprayed orange.  They don’t wear wife-beater t-shirts.  They aren’t covered in tattoos or accompanied by a dozen Tayto-munching fatty knacker children.

They’re just ordinary, decent people, who don’t complain.

In other words, they’re the sort of people the corporation isn’t afraid of.

Knacker Scumbags Threaten Limerick Blogger

I’m only telling you what I read in the papers.

Apparently, somebody threatened the people who run Limerick Blogger, with a message that says

“i hav ur ip address I hav a feelin u no all bout computers. ur ded like dat fat face roy collins”.

Hmm.  I don’t know.

Somehow, it all sounds a bit fishy.

It just doesn’t look like something a scumbag would write.  It looks more like some fool taking the piss.

Anyway, those messages would have their own IP addresses.  Knowing the times the messages were sent, the guards would have no problem identifying where they came from, assuming the guards knew anything at all about things like that.

Oops!

Clarification: the people at Limerick Blogger have corrected a comment I made and I would like to make it clear that they didn’t complain to the guards about the threats.  Apparently that complaint was made by somebody who was logged in to the message board.

New Motorways for Limerick

Some roads in Limerick are going to be designated as motorways soon, including the N18 from to Ennis and the new section of the N7 between Lisnagry and Rathbane.

This means a higher speed limit.  It also means vehicles below 50cc and learner drivers can’t use them.  Neither can pedestrians, cyclists or horse-drawn vehicles.

So what do you think?

Will the knackers stop driving their sulkies on the motorways, and will anyone stop them if they do, or will the guards continue to take the easy option and harass ordinary motorists instead?

Honest Chris Is Back

Fuck it, I decided.  Why lie down and let these fucking bastards walk on us?

Let’s carry on.

Only one thing.

I’m going to be a lot tougher on comments.  Anyone pretending to be someone else will be blocked permanently from making comments.  I have to do that to protect everyone else.

Ok?  I’ll ask you to respect that and we’ll get along fine.

More soon.